ZZZZZz

 It is pretty boring today so I might as well catch some Z's. Chad went out this morning and was banging around on the porch. That is about the only excitement I got. Mommy was ignoring me..so I went under the table to sleep, that got boring, so I decided to sit on my perch. It is perfect and just the right size. It cradles my body. Some day I will include a picture of myself and all my gloriousness sitting on the perch. It is the best place to relax and enjoy life! Happy a Happy Friday..all you feline lovers..!

So, this morning, I tried to tell mommy, I wanted to get up. I stared at her. I jumped around on the bed, no response. I scratched myself loudly.I tried to politely sheath my claws and poke her in the face.  However, mommy has no idea that I like to get up and get my day started when the sun is up. I have to wait, and wait! Anyway, since mommy just doesn't get it I have to resort to poking her in the face with my claw. No I am not trying to hurt her..but darn it, that woman needs to move! I think that I should try to meow in front of the alarm clock every night, maybe I could get her to set it for 6AM every day. After all, a cat needs to be fed around here! I also want my drink of water, and to get some exercise.

I am going to be a star

Mommy told me that she might print a Kindle books using my thoughts and ideas. That would be so cool. I would love to star in my own book, and lets face it, I am worth it folks! I have a high opinion of myself because lets face it, it is warranted! Let my face be on a kindle book and let the world know about Milo. I am sleeping right now on mommy. I know mommy ordered my prescription cat food from Chewy.com as it seems to have the best prices on the food that I need. It is just one of the good things that I can eat when I am trying to make sure that I stay protected from urinary crystals that cause me pain. Welcome me back folks, because I am here to stay.