What's the phone number for the nearest asylum?

So, last night mommy and I were doing are normal night time sleeping, when all of sudden, she wakes up saying "Help me, Help me" in a strangled voice. I heard her tell our housemate she was dreaming about being attacked in a restaurant...Of course I know, she was watching Scream...before she went to sleep on Netflix!...Is this woman crazy or what?? Why me? I DO NOT LIKE TO HAVE MY SLEEP RUDELY INTERUPPTED! I think I should have the asylum on speed dial, in case mommy pulls a trick like that again! Silly woman! I thought something terrible was happening to her. Even I know that watching scary movies or TV shows before bed can bring on nightmares!

Well today was a total trauma...my arch enemy Jax is here, along with his noisy owner. I skulked away to my favorite hiding spot,,,until mommy insisted I come out. I might show a picture of Jax tommorrow...but I want an honest opinion...Is he really cuter than me??? Well is he? I don't think SO!!!! Dogs are quite silly in my opinion, and that is the one that matters!

What the heck is going on?

Chad...the man who lives here..is now working outside. He is moving all his equipment and scaring me a little. He makes a lot of noise. As long as he doesn't move any of my stuff,,,I guess it is OK! Chad seems to think I need to be petted when I eat my food..Well, it does make it all taste better when I get some attention..I will agree with that! I hope he doesn't get too hot out there....Well...not my problem! People are sooo silly!! Why doesn't he stay in the AC?

Well today, Mommy was involved with her computer. I tried to lok as adorable as possible to get attention, but mostly I was ignored. I decided to pout and sit in the closet. Let her wonder where I am..I will be snickering to myself..as I sit in my hiding place..Actually, she might be on to this one..I might need to find another place, that she is not so sure about. I will move to it..when it seems right!

Oh Kids,

This is me MIlo. I thought you should have a look at me. Yes, I know, I am really cute, and Thank You! I am adorable.

When will the Fall ever get here?

I am so tired of it being hot in the house all the time! MOMMY does not turn on the Air Conditioner enough..Doesn't she know we kitties get hot? How would she like to go around in a fur suit all the time? I have to sit on the bathroom vanity or some cooling relief..Mommy, you need to turn on that Air Conditioner!! Maybe if I stare at her long enough..she will get the hint. I think she is a bit slow, I have been trying to get her attention for weeks now. and all I get is the fan and ice cubes in my water bowl..What do I have to do? Come on September!!!!

Mommy's Singing

Well Mommy was singing this morning. I think she thought it was amusing. Her version of "What's new Pussycat?" hurt my eardrums. I thought she would get the message when I laid my earns flat on my head. Apparently, some people are a bit slow!!! Mommy...What the heck? Save your next rendition for when you are in the car please! I can only have so much cacophony in my life!