When will the Fall ever get here?

I am so tired of it being hot in the house all the time! MOMMY does not turn on the Air Conditioner enough..Doesn't she know we kitties get hot? How would she like to go around in a fur suit all the time? I have to sit on the bathroom vanity or some cooling relief..Mommy, you need to turn on that Air Conditioner!! Maybe if I stare at her long enough..she will get the hint. I think she is a bit slow, I have been trying to get her attention for weeks now. and all I get is the fan and ice cubes in my water bowl..What do I have to do? Come on September!!!!