He's coming again!

Things have been quiet and peaceful around here since the little dog Jax has not been here, but good things never last long. He will be back in my life today and I think tomorrow too! Oh my what did I do to deserve this? Anyway, I am going to find a nice out of the way place where I can observe the action and not be part of it. Like Jackson Galaxy, the Cats From Hell Guy says, give us some height and we are usually happy. A nice out of the way place to have our own little space where we can observe the action is right up our alley. It is just one of the good things that we can enjoy!

I'm Doing a Happy Dance Today!

Today Jax is going to stay with his original owner in his other home for awhile..Can I help you pack your bags Jax? Hey, it's been OK having him around..but I need some peace and quiet. I like to chill, and it is hard to do that with him around. I also like to crash at night and do a bit of snoring. BTW< I am not unhealthy, a bit of light snoring in cats is OK. Jax like to sleep as well, but sometimes he is restless at night..and wakes me up out of a sound sleep! OK Jax, I do not like that. We will see you again sometime..but I need a break!

Restless Night

Well Jax insisted on invading the bed again last night. I really didn't like it, but Mommy insisted on it. One thing about the dog, at least he is small and doesn't take up much room! Jax doesn't have much going for him, but that would be one of the things! Anyway, it took awhile for me to calm down and realize that I had space and time with mommy. I know she really wouldn't forget me! After all, I am her number one son! Meow!

The Interloper

So, without even asking my permission mommy is allowing Jax, the little dog to move in here permanently. He is noisy and is usurping my prime position in the house! Wow, Just wow, how am I supposed to get along with this crazy little dude? He acts so silly, everytime mommy comes in the house, Jax acts like she has been gone for hours! I mean..get a grip guy! It is important to maintain your cool at all times. You need to be more like me! I am cool as a cucumber under almost all circumstances. However, now when a moth comes in here, that is another story. Someone needs to show all flying insects and others who is boss!

ZZZZZz

 It is pretty boring today so I might as well catch some Z's. Chad went out this morning and was banging around on the porch. That is about the only excitement I got. Mommy was ignoring me..so I went under the table to sleep, that got boring, so I decided to sit on my perch. It is perfect and just the right size. It cradles my body. Some day I will include a picture of myself and all my gloriousness sitting on the perch. It is the best place to relax and enjoy life! Happy a Happy Friday..all you feline lovers..!

So, this morning, I tried to tell mommy, I wanted to get up. I stared at her. I jumped around on the bed, no response. I scratched myself loudly.I tried to politely sheath my claws and poke her in the face.  However, mommy has no idea that I like to get up and get my day started when the sun is up. I have to wait, and wait! Anyway, since mommy just doesn't get it I have to resort to poking her in the face with my claw. No I am not trying to hurt her..but darn it, that woman needs to move! I think that I should try to meow in front of the alarm clock every night, maybe I could get her to set it for 6AM every day. After all, a cat needs to be fed around here! I also want my drink of water, and to get some exercise.

I am going to be a star

Mommy told me that she might print a Kindle books using my thoughts and ideas. That would be so cool. I would love to star in my own book, and lets face it, I am worth it folks! I have a high opinion of myself because lets face it, it is warranted! Let my face be on a kindle book and let the world know about Milo. I am sleeping right now on mommy. I know mommy ordered my prescription cat food from Chewy.com as it seems to have the best prices on the food that I need. It is just one of the good things that I can eat when I am trying to make sure that I stay protected from urinary crystals that cause me pain. Welcome me back folks, because I am here to stay.